REAL MAN! (asdfmovie skateboarding cow song)

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Animated by Ben ‘Wonchop’ Smallman (@Wonchop)
Music and Vocals by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton (@LilDeuceDeuce)
Compositing and Additional Animation by Jonti ‘Weebl’ Picking (@weebl)
Directed and Produced by Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell (@TomSka)
and Eddie ‘Eddache’ Bowley (@eddache)
Saxophone by Chris Carlier (https://carliermusic.com)
Guitar by Joachim ‘Torzelan’ Sandberg (https://torzelan.com)
Backing Vocals by Jayme Gutierrez (@MechanicalMonkey)
Additional Backing Vocals by Shantel Gabrielle (  / shantelgabrielle  )
Additional Dialogue by Thomas Ridgewell and Chloe Dungate (@ScarfDemon)
Chorus by Thomas Ridgewell, Elliot Gough (@ItsElliotGough), Eddie Bowley, Jonti Picking, and Ben Smallman

LYRICS!!

(Skateboard)

Every day you wake up, try to do the best you can
Try to show the world that you can be the bigger man
Some people wanna drag you down, they just want to battle
They all try to act the same, like sheep or like cattle
They don’t know what to do…
Cuz they’ve never seen a man like you

I’m a man!
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m a man (x2)

(Skateboard)
 
Every day you keep grinding, gotta rise to the top
Too late to slow down, just don’t stop (don’t stop!)
Work hard! Improve! Show them your raddest moves
Shake off the haters like you’ve got nothing to lose
They don’t know what to do…
Cuz they’ve never seen a man like you
 
I’m a man!
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m a man (x2)

I’ve met a real man
Yes, I am real man.
You wanna go skateboards?
 
Kickflip!
Stalefish!
Roastbeef!
Beep beep!
Flopdrop!
Muffin-top!
Train skid!
Waffle grid!
Bomb blow!
Potato!
Christ air!
Moon bear!
 
Sometimes you lie, head under the covers
Have to admit, some days are harder than others, but
It’s time to get up and give it one last try
One last blast, before we say our goodbyes
They’ll all know what to do…
When they see a real man like you

I’m a man!
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m the man (x2)

I’m a man! (He’s the man!)
Yeah, I’m a real man!
Yeah, I’m the man
(He’s the man, he’s a real man!) (x2)

(Skateboard)

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